August 2012
134 posts
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISHDAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU
AND I AM CRAZY
BUT HERE’S YOUR LEFT LUNG
SO PLEASE DIE, MAYBE?
- me: i just wanna be skinny i'm so done with being a chubby gay
- me: *eats half a tube of pringles*
- me: i wonder if there's any skittles left
It is December 21st, 2012.
Lady Gaga’s perfume was deemed poisonous 2 months ago.
It has slowly caused the death of all who smelled it.
Lady Gaga refuses to comment on the event for a month.
Police gather in front of her hotel as she walks out arm-in-arm with Kanye West, wearing suit and dress made of the victims as she announces the return of her Fame Kills tour.
Play
2:55
- people: any guy would be lucky to have you
- me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
Fame + Scheisse [Extended]
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga - Fame + Scheisse [Extended]
“Think of how many people have sat next to you on a bus, train, whatever. Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll talk to them. I’m sure somebody has. There’s plenty of times when somebody’s seen you and hoped that you spoke to them, but you never did because you don’t have the guts and neither do they. Don’t go around thinking nobody likes you and that you’re not loved. There’s been plenty of times when a stranger has spotted you and thought “Oh, they’re just my type” but haven’t had the courage or confidence to open their mouth and initiate a conversation. The funny thing is, neither have you.”
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“Think of how many people have sat next to you on a bus, train, whatever. Now think how many people have sat next to you on purpose with their fingers crossed in hope that you’ll talk to them. I’m sure somebody has. There’s plenty of times when somebody’s seen you and hoped that you spoke to them, but you never did because you don’t have the guts and neither do they. Don’t go around thinking nobody likes you and that you’re not loved. There’s been plenty of times when a stranger has spotted you and thought “Oh, they’re just my type” but haven’t had the courage or confidence to open their mouth and initiate a conversation. The funny thing is, neither have you.”
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